What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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Which album is your favorite that's now 50 years old (from 1975), and what's the best song on the album?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you think most people would rather be a certain race or are most people happy with the race they are?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

To a flat Earther, what's wrong with the idea that gravity is simply a force inherent to space which operates only in one dimension? Why do they go further and try to deny gravity rather than just saying it's different than physicists claim?

HELLO

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What does it feel like wearing tights?

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.